Out since 2024
Memecoin on Ethereum · launching on Programmable · boomer.gay
$BOOMER ▲
Hold a meme, get paid in the S&P 500. Every Dividend Day, Grandpa takes the trading fees, buys SPYon (the tokenized S&P 500) and mails it to holders. At 66, he came out of the closet and went straight into the index. Well, not straight.
Coming soon. Launching on Programmable
How $BOOMER works
- $BOOMER launches on Programmable, an Ethereum launchpad, in a Uniswap v4 pool paired with ETH. The initial liquidity position is permanent.
- Every trade pays a 2.3% fee: 0.3% to the Programmable platform and 2% creator fee to the $BOOMER wallet, in ETH.
- On Dividend Day (every week), Grandpa takes 50% of the creator fees, swaps them into SPYon, the tokenized S&P 500, and sends it to holders, split by how much $BOOMER each wallet holds at the snapshot.
- Nothing to claim: the SPYon lands in your wallet. Every payout is listed in DIVIDENDS.LOG with its Etherscan transaction.
Grandpa's three rules:
1. Buy the index.
2. Don't touch it.
3. Be yourself, then go play golf with Harold.
| A | B | |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Ticker | $BOOMER |
| 2 | Network | Ethereum (L1) |
| 3 | Launchpad | Programmable |
| 4 | Total supply | 1,000,000,000 |
| 5 | Pool | ETH · Uniswap v4 |
| 6 | Platform fee | 0.3% |
| 7 | Creator fee | 2% |
| 8 | To holders | 50% of creator fee, in SPYon |
| 9 | Payout | Weekly Dividend Day |
| 10 | Initial liquidity | Permanent |
- Market cap
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- Volume 24h
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- Liquidity
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- Holders
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- Buys / sells 24h
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- Dividend pot 24h
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Live numbers appear here once $BOOMER launches.
- From:
- Grandpa
- To:
- Grandson (the crypto one)
- Subject:
- FW: FW: FW: RE: about the index
DEAR GRANDSON,
For forty years I've told you the same thing at every Thanksgiving dinner. Buy the index. Don't touch it. Reinvest the dividends. Instead you bought a frog, a dog in a hat and something called "Moon".
They tell me there's now a coin with my face on it. Every week I take the trading fees, buy the S&P 500 and send it to everyone holding the coin. I don't understand the computer part, but I understand what it sounds like: dividends.
While I have you: Harold is not my "golf buddy". He's my husband. We got married in June. The S&P closed green that day and I took it as a sign. Your grandmother knew before I did, and she sends her love from Florida.
Buy it. Hold it. Bring a date to Thanksgiving, any date you like. And call your mother.
Love,
Grandpa (and Harold)
Sent from my desktop PC. This message is NOT financial advice; Grandpa just has a lot of opinions.
- ✓Phase 1 · Open the account
Launch on Programmable
$BOOMER/ETH Uniswap v4 pool with permanent initial liquidity, launched in Module Mode.
- Phase 2 · First dividend
The first Dividend Day
Creator fees become SPYon and land in holders' wallets, with the transaction posted on X. Cue the "my grandpa getting paid" screenshots.
- Phase 3 · Compound interest
Aggregator listings
CoinGecko and DEX Screener listings, a weekly boomer meme contest and Grandpa's letter of the week.
- Phase 4 · Early retirement
The $BOOMER Pride float
A float at Pride, a golf cart with a sound system, Harold driving. No price promises: Grandpa doesn't make promises, he makes plans.
| Date | Fees used | SPYon sent | Holders paid | Transaction |
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The first Holder of the Week is picked after launch. Post your Boomer PFP or your best Grandpa meme and tag @Boomer_Eth_.
Sample grandpas made with MAKEABOOMER.EXE. Community picks replace them after launch.
Welcome to the Setup Wizard
- Get a wallet. MetaMask or Rabby, on Ethereum, with some ETH to buy and to pay gas.
- Open Programmable. Search for $BOOMER or paste the contract above. Check that the contract address matches.
- Buy and don't touch anything. Hold your $BOOMER through the Dividend Day snapshot.
- Get your SPYon. Nothing to claim. Grandpa sends it straight to your wallet and posts the transaction.
Everything you need to make $BOOMER memes. Free to use for the community.
Palette. Click a color to copy it.
Fonts: Pixelify Sans for titles, Tinos for Grandpa's letters, Courier Prime for numbers. All on Google Fonts.
What is SPYon?
It's an Ondo Finance token that gives economic exposure to the SPY ETF, which tracks the S&P 500. It isn't the share itself and carries no shareholder rights. Ondo doesn't offer it to residents of the US, the UK or the European Economic Area, so check whether you can hold it where you live before counting on Dividend Days.
How do I check the launch?
$BOOMER launches in Programmable's Module Mode, which publishes a launch record for every coin. Compare the contract address with the one on this page and on @Boomer_Eth_, and look it up on Etherscan before you buy.
Why a grandpa?
Because he was right about the index, came out at 66, and never lets us forget either.
Who is Harold?
Grandpa's husband. Retired dentist, 36 handicap, holds more $BOOMER than Grandpa and won't tell him how much. Click "Harold" in the menu bar if you need him.
$BOOMER is a memecoin with no intrinsic value and no promised utility. It isn't a stock, a fund or an investment product, and it isn't affiliated with Ondo Finance, State Street, S&P Dow Jones Indices or Programmable.
Dividend Days are a voluntary community program run by the team at its discretion. They aren't guaranteed, can change or stop at any time, and give no one a right to payment.
Nothing on this page is financial advice. Memecoins can lose all of their value. Only buy what you can afford to lose, and follow the laws where you live.